Talk Without Speaking

From Michelle:

1. best thing you’ve ever done?
Marry my wife. I know that this sounds like total cheese-ass but that was one perfect decision. If you know Catherine then you know that she’s an exceptional person and one that I am very lucky to be with.

2. do you have any flaws? what are they?
We all have flaws. I guess I have some rebellious issues with authority as I can tend towards the insubordinate at times. When I don’t agree with a management/authority position I usually say so. Consequently, I think I would make a bad foot soldier. My feet also tend towards the cataclysmically toxic.

3. life of a peasant or that of a king?
King…sure, why not. Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that - by exploiting the workers…sorry Monty Python moment. Well, I think I’ve got good leadership abilities and I’m empathic. What else do kings do these days? I can’t play Polo but I could learn.

4. what scares you?
Spiders. Damn I hate spiders.
I’m also scared of death. I’m scared of having my parents pass away.

5. biggest lie you’ve ever told? (none, will not be an acceptable reply.)
I think lying on your resume is a big one and I did this once - when I was trying to get a job as a bike courier of all things. I told them that I had worked for Qantas Couriers when I lived in Australia and I figured that they wouldn’t call overseas to check up on this. Can I put this down to immaturity?